May 2013
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
eleventhdoctor:
i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Doctor Who: SCREAMING
Supernatural: CRYING
Sherlock: WAITING
Merlin: DEAD
Hannibal: Eating Merlin
NCIS: unemployed
Mentalist: OMG
normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, gifs it, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
igropemaffewsbutt:
the-vashta-nerada:
it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”.
john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away
the screen turns black
that’s the episode
why can I see Moffat doing something like that
*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
fiercezucchini:
those feelings when you want a relationship
but you don’t
but you do
but you don’t
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
annoyingtwink:
yahoo yaho aho ho how how a how ab how abo how abou how about how about n how about no
madeyourunandhide:
if eurovision is the european hunger games then we can all agree that the uk is the tribute who got blown up when they accidentally stepped off the podium before the games had begun
bex-chan:
mecatastrophicallyinlovewithwill:
kahterinepierce:
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
germany
and while we’re on the subject
if ireland win you can just go ahead and address the bill to the uk